Halloween Y’all! It used to be my favorite holiday. I say used to because now, the idea of getting three kids dressed into colorful and pain-in-the-ass costumes complete with wigs, wings and make-up makes me want to slit my wrists. (And I mean that in the most non-offensive way.)
Not to mention the idea of heading out into the dark with a bunch of kids that are dressed nothing like themselves and then dragged into a crowd of people that are probably dressed just like your kid. This sounds like and episode of Unsolved Mysteries waiting to happen.
Truthfully, the idea of losing my child on Halloween had never actually occurred to me until, of course, I actually lost one.
Oh yes, I wish I was joking but alas, just like most of my other posts, reality is worse then fiction. Granted this wasn’t actually my fault. It wasn’t a normal, I-just-wasn’t-paying-attention, kind of thing. It was a full on, someone-walked-off-with-my-kid! Before you freak out, we are still a family of five and it turned out to be a very scary misunderstanding… Let me start from the beginning.
Wha ha happen was…
So... I’m helping out with my church’s fall festival (God forbid we call it anything remotely like the pagan and terrifying holiday that it actually is. People might think our church worships satan!) and I am standing in the bounce house room with all three of my kids jumping in three separate bounce houses. (of course)
Don’t even get me started on how much I loath bounce houses. They are dirty and stinky and no matter how much they clean them, my kids come out sticky and usually crying because so asswad kid who is way to big to be in the toddler bounce house, has connected a round house kick with my kids face…. but I digress.
I’m watching my kids in these separate bounce areas like a lifeguard at the public pool. Breaking up the room into sections, scanning each section for a white spiderman, a latino jasmine and and a black tinker bell. For the most part I spent 30 minutes just counting to three over and over again.
Thoughts going through my head while scanning crowd:
my black TinkerBell |
Me: One… Two… Three/ One… two… three/ One, two…. Three/ One……. Two, Three/ One…… Two…….. Three/ One, two, three/ One, two…..
One…. two………. / One, Two……………………………………Oh crap.
Of course, I lost the black tinker bell!!
What the hell!? She was just in there, like 3 seconds ago? How long does it take to count to 3 anyway? Three seconds, right?
So now I am walking quickly to her bounce house just to double check. I’m sure she’s still in there on the floor or something. I scan the whole thing twice and realize she’s really not in there. I scan the crowd around the bounce house. When the hell did all these people get here? And why is the music so loud?! I can’t even call for her!
I catch my spiderman as he is flying by me. I need to hold on to the kids I still have and find the one that’s missing.
Me: Put on your shoes, we have to find your sister.
Spiderman: (points to the Latino Jasmine) She’s right there.
Me: I am aware, I’m holding her hand. I’m talking about your other sister. The one that’s not here!
Spiderman: But I don’t want to go!!!!!!!!
So now I’m stomping through the crowd with a screaming toddler and a pouty kindergartener that are all around pissed that I made them leave their precious bounce house. Oh, I’m so sorry to make you leave your jumping fun in order to find your baby sister who at this moment is being stolen from church in order to be sold to the highest bidder, but by all means. Please, keep bouncing. (Yet another reason I hate those stupid things.)
Now a few seconds, have turned into a few minutes and I’m hitting the 7minute mark. I’m on the verge of panic because for as much as I joke about it, it became painfully clear to me that my youngest child looks… nothing… like… me.
Anyone can just pick her up and walkout and no one would think anything of it. In fact, as her mother, I am probably the most likely person to be stopped to be verified if that child was actually mine. Now…. I’m panicking.
Then I see her. She’s being carried out this bounce area by a women. I get all "mommy-bear" on this lady and I rush over to her, pulling my daughter out of her arms. Fortunately, this story has a happy and not nearly a scary ending as it could have. The women holding her was one of the church leader/workers that was manning the Bounce area and when she saw a little black baby tinker bell crying by the bounce house she assumed she was lost. So she thought to take her to security in order to find her parents.
Even thought her mom was standing not more then 5 feet from the spot she was standing in…. In fact, even when I grabbed my little black tinker bell out of her arms the women was going to grab her back until I explained who I was.
It is a beautiful thing to have a multi cultural family! But in a situation like this you just want all your kids to look the same.
Antenella